Joe Snedeker
Born at St. Joseph's Hospital in Carbondale, PA on February 19, 1966. Grew up a mile north of there in Simpson, where bars and churches outnumber countryclubs by a factor of fifty. Attended Fell Elementary School in the 70s. At recess got hit in the head by a metal swing while looking at green bug in swing's path. Graduated with honors and bump on head in 1978.
Age 12, tried to be football star, failed. Attended Carbondale Area High School, stayed loyal to Simpson friends. Joined football team, didn't start. Age 14, got golf clubs as present. Sold golf clubs for $200, bought personal Computer. Took apart computer and Mom's stereo, got grounded. Went to senior prom, acted like sheep following herd, ended up in wrong field. Graduated in 1984, skipped ceremony, threw gown away, looked for new sheep.
Left home at 18 to attend Millersville University. Majored in science, right field, nice sheep, didn't join football team. Graduated in 1988. Drove around in rusty 1978 Ford Fairmount listening to Blue Oyster Cult. Changed oil every 3000 miles. Got teaching job at Carbondale Area High School. Bump on head cleared up.
Age 22, bought new car, no rust, began science teaching career, still listened to Blue Oyster Cult.
1989-present, got married (Dawn), reproduced (Joseph, Luke, Aleah), stuccoed house, got hernia. Played touch football (loyal Simpson friends) and worked at WNEP-TV on weekends. 1999, became full time at WNEP-TV, left teaching science, no football career, hernia cleared.
Joe recently finished his Masters Degree in Biology/Environmental Science from East Stroudsburg University. He also recently started biting his toenails.
Continues to live in peace, love, and happiness.
Printable autographed photo of Joe
Age 12, tried to be football star, failed. Attended Carbondale Area High School, stayed loyal to Simpson friends. Joined football team, didn't start. Age 14, got golf clubs as present. Sold golf clubs for $200, bought personal Computer. Took apart computer and Mom's stereo, got grounded. Went to senior prom, acted like sheep following herd, ended up in wrong field. Graduated in 1984, skipped ceremony, threw gown away, looked for new sheep.
Left home at 18 to attend Millersville University. Majored in science, right field, nice sheep, didn't join football team. Graduated in 1988. Drove around in rusty 1978 Ford Fairmount listening to Blue Oyster Cult. Changed oil every 3000 miles. Got teaching job at Carbondale Area High School. Bump on head cleared up.
Age 22, bought new car, no rust, began science teaching career, still listened to Blue Oyster Cult.
1989-present, got married (Dawn), reproduced (Joseph, Luke, Aleah), stuccoed house, got hernia. Played touch football (loyal Simpson friends) and worked at WNEP-TV on weekends. 1999, became full time at WNEP-TV, left teaching science, no football career, hernia cleared.
Joe recently finished his Masters Degree in Biology/Environmental Science from East Stroudsburg University. He also recently started biting his toenails.
Continues to live in peace, love, and happiness.
Printable autographed photo of Joe
